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Grab Your Nuts, It's​.​.​. Nellie and the Elephants!

by Nellie and the Elephants

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1.
Jackson was cute when he was real young Singin’ ‘bout ABCs and singin’ ‘bout love The older he got, the creepier he became Grabbing himself with one white glove Think maybe the man was misunderstood They found a kid-blow-up-doll at his house when they did a search Want to separate the man from his job My anger at you begins to surge Michael Jackson was a creep Michael Jackson was a creep Michael Jackson was a creep Just because you die doesn’t make you a hero The man could sing and the man could dance And the man could write one helluva song Sure his dad was a jerk and his life insane Never got to be a kid, pushed into fame I feel bad for him, I really do But how would you feel if the victim was you You can call them problems, you can call them quirks But your excuses just don’t work Michael Jackson was a creep Michael Jackson was a creep Michael Jackson was a creep Just because you die doesn’t make you a hero
2.
Remember in the past when we would hide under the covers Afraid to talk afraid to think because of old big brother But the new trend the internet entices us to share Our deepest darkest secrets to broadcaster everywhere At any given time they can see just where we are Our movements our numbers and even calendars So if you are a fan of this new degeneration Just check yourself and wreck yourself from sharing information We put it out there - We put it out there We put it out there - Let’s take it back You’re glued to a screen like A.D.D. Addictions never end Post only things your peers will see acceptance by your friends Get more likes – get more friends – you gotta collect ‘em all Our stimuli are fiending for that shinny red ball You've got to Run through the maze rat
3.
I steal ten bucks and get ten years in prison They steal ten million and get a few months probation There’s a new set of rules that has arisen Looks like we’re heading for a new type of nation Just keep paying your bills, don’t put up a fight Money is all that counts, though you know that isn’t right Never speak up, just raise your white flag ‘cause if you ain’t one of the rich, then you’re just a scumbag I don’t know what’s going on, what’s going on, but I know it’s wrong Scumbags unite Now do you have ten thousand dollars to just give away If not then your opinion doesn’t matter today It’s always been bad, but now it’s strictly pay to play Fork over some cash or get out of the way Forget what Abraham Lincoln said Government of and by the people is dead Government for the people is next Don’t get excited, just let it rest I don’t know what’s going on, what’s going on, but I know it’s wrong Scumbags unite
4.
she looks good - she looks drunk - hell, that girl's too pretty to be a punk she's a punk rocker chick and she's just what I like with cigarettes - and tattoos - beat it bro, she ain't talking to you she's a punk rocker chick and she's just what I like I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight I'm gonna take her to my place tonight we're gonna go straight from the show and I'll hold her close and hope she won't let go I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight I'm gonna take her to my place tonight we're gonna go straight from the show and I'll hold her close and hope she won't let go she's a punk rocker chick and she's just what I like at my place drunk some more we started rock'n around on the floor she's a punk rocker chick and she's just what I like I'm so happy my oh my I wanna hold ya till the day I die she's a punk rocker chick and she's just what I like now we're married with seven kids and I wonder what the fuck I did I did a punk rocker chick, and they're just what I like
5.
Come home from work at night Six pack and guitar, alright The songs we sang but never played Until that fateful day It’s not right – It’s not right It’s not right he lost the fight A toothless smile but a cheerful grin The sign of courage that’ll always win It’s about how he lived not died Inside of us he’s still alive It’s not right – It’s not right It’s not right he lost the fight It doesn’t make it alright Alright alright It doesn’t make it alright Alright alright
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Immaturity 03:38
I never want to live the way you live Have you anything more to give That’s not how I wanna be Immaturity’s been good to me To you I may be just another fool Because I never went to school Fun is where I earned my degree Immaturity’s been good to me Bad guy in the neighborhood He never knew it could be so good He knew how – how to be Solace in immaturity Just because you passed the test That doesn’t make you the best I’ve seen things you’ve never seen Immaturity’s been good to me No time to stop and smell the roses To busy turnin up your noses That right there was pure poetry Immaturity’s been good to me
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***This is a short piece of music that is played between the parts of a longer one, a drama, or a religious service Webster's dictionary sometimes defines an 'interlude' as: 1. an usually short simple play or dramatic entertainment 2. a intervening or interruptive period, space, or event : interval 3. an musical composition inserted between the parts of a longer composition, a drama, or a religious service [this song is a musical interlude]
8.
Little Abe and Taime, on their backs they lie In the park, on the grass, watching clouds pass by But none look like shapes from a child’s playful mind They see tanks, missles, and explosions from land mines. Attack of the clouds - big, poofy tanks Outnumbering the tiny clouds a-with their mighty ranks Our tiny little nimbus - he cowers and he sweats While General Stratus gains control with thunder, reign [or rain] and threats Our tiny little Nimbus Now praying for an end Surrounded by the falling rain from all his slaughtered friends He forms a plan to win the war so he can see this pain no more So he flies as quick as he can go For a sneak attack from down below But the general catches wind of our hero's soaring roar He dodges and then turns around to charge at him once more The sky is black from the pressure change - the winds grow and grow For now the war has raged into a massive tornado Two rain soaked children, at a loss for words The sun is back, the winds are gone, and they head chirping birds The war has settled, all is calm, the sky is blue for miles Except a tiny nimbus cloud, shaped oddly like a smile
9.
Gasland 03:45
Take a match to my sink and watch it blow You went fracking on my land, but this ain’t how things were meant to go Sure I took the money, but now my family’s getting sick You don’t want any responsibility to stick We’re here to help the farmers We’re here to help the country too We’re here to help the working family So what the Hell - is wrong - with you This whole thing’s exempt from the Clean Water Act If I can’t drink my own water, then who will have my back I can hear the radio commercials and see the ads on my tv The governments looking out for you, but are they looking out for me
10.
I know what you’re doing to me and it’s not gonna happen anymore I can set you like a clock with your ticking and your talk Until your arms fall off onto the floor From crying all the the time and all you do is whine Well grow up, dude - get busy living or get busy dying I tell you to do this, then you’re always doing that Your situation blows up worse and then you come right back I look for some intelligence and I can plainly see A million brainwashed eyes staring blindly back at me Always causing trouble always causing scenes I cut you out, been doing fine you wrecking ball machine Look who's back again throwing some more crap again Seems like you have no friends drama with you never ends Look who's back again someone's talking smack again Now and then I tend to lend a hand that's when you strike again And now it's been some years since I've even since your face Maybe I'm just bitter from this case I'm still a bit reluctant to invite you in my life Well fool me once, shame on you you'll never fool me twice I hear you're doing fine and wish you the best of days You're doing fine without me now let's just keep it that way! because
11.
Doc Holiday 04:09
Working Dodge City, it’s a dangerous town Violence, murder, and chaos abound I’m a tough lawman with a job to do But one wrong move and man I’m through One day, this gang of cowboys get the drop on me Four of them around me, I cannot flee Man comes up behind them with a pistol in each hand Doc had saved me from my last stand Doc wasn’t the most honest man you ever saw He was a drunkard and a gambler, on the run from the law Knew he was dying, so he was reckless and crazy Kept escaping death, I never knew how he made it Said he was a dentist in his old life But illness and a broken heart had chased him West He could be an angry drunk or a charming wit. With Doc I never knew what I could get. Doc Holliday was a friend of mine Got into a real tight spot in old Tombstone The Clantons shot up my brother, they wanted us dead Headed for the OK Corrall, the Earp boys three And, of course, ol’ Doc was right next to me Thirty seconds of Hell at the OK Corrall Thirty seconds that time won’t ever forget The Earps, Clantons, and McLaurys had a real mixer Doc in the middle of it all on the street howitzer Doc Holliday was a friend of mine We rode together against despicable men And put many a bad man in his grave Indian Charlie, Curly Bill, Johnny Ringo, and more Ol’ Doc helped me even the score But tuberculosis finally caught up with him Blood from his lungs, not blood money Died with his boots off in a hospital bed. His last words were, “Damn, this is funny.” Doc Holliday was a friend of mine
12.
Person Named 01:38
Thoughts running round and round my brain Thoughts too strong, too strong to tame Just a few small moves, a few short seconds It’ll all be done, it’ll all be done Person named Brother Person names Mother Person named Father Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Got my samurai sword, with a red sharp blade Got myself a knife, I’m not afraid Not afraid to kill, not afraid to die I know it’s time, I know it’s time Person named Brother Person names Mother Person named Father Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
13.
Sidewalks 03:49
Philadelphia at night is beautiful town At 1 AM when there’s no one around The glow from the streetlights going all down Broad Cleans the dirt and the grime from these streets that I trod Sidewalks flying fast underneath my feet As Billy Penn so slowly creeps closer to me I hardly notice the night gets darker and colder My thoughts still rest six blocks lower Life doesn’t give us any guarantees Lately things have been rough on me Problems chasing me I could not flee But tonight I’ve broken free As I stroll pass Dolphin Billards and the Cowboy Boot My mind takes me back to this city’s roots My family’s been walking here over a century Same as these soldiers stood guard over the Union League The Flyers coming down the street to great big shouts Rodney Anonymous on the corner just hanging out Streets sharing the shadows of Franklin and Paine MLK, Tanner, on and on in an endless chain
14.
Bunnies 03:02
Bunnies everywhere, bunnies everywhere, bunnies everywhere and they are real cute yea-ah Bunnies everywhere, bunnies everywhere, bunnies everywhere and they are real cute yea-ah Big floppy ears and big eyes too Wiggly noses, they are so cute Big floppy ears and big eyes too Wiggly noses, they are so cute

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Nellie and the Elephants first and only full length album.

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released May 6, 2013

Mike "Bickerphant" Bickerson - vocals/guitar/madolin/harmonica
Skunk "Smelly the Elephant" Taylor - vocals/guitar
Chuck "Pretty Elephant" Peter - vocals/bass/accordian
Ray "Pink Elephant" Solowij - vocals/drums/guitar

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